All time Hit Quotes

The name says it all... Pen down all the memorable "Quotes"...

152 comments:

Blood said...

You the biggest brand of the country

Blood said...

What to doooo??

Blood said...

Arun tumne mujhe dikhaya hai, class ko nahi dikhaoge. Rashi ko dikhao na.

Blood said...

I will inject you.. And then you will vibhrate

Blood said...

They screwed me from all the angles, but I dint cry

Blood said...

Yes, Sir. In my company we used play with balls

Blood said...

Sorry nowhere its happening like that

Blood said...

Again and again I am telling you, it your time and your money.

Blood said...

Theinks , again and again

Blood said...

If you can do thissssss, then you can do $@tyam.

Blood said...

True!!!!

Blood said...

Vis a vis

Blood said...

Lewell and lea(r)ning

Blood said...

What is the market shaaare of white color toothpaste??

Blood said...

I just want shaaaaaaaarrrrre with you….

Blood said...

Tum Bolo…

Blood said...

Thaaaat, I don’t know!!

Blood said...

Mr. Prosecutor, aap ko kuch bokhna hai???

Blood said...

Guddu, apni naiya doob gayi!!!

Blood said...

P.B…. Jaiyega...

Blood said...

Ma'am if you don’t listen to me , then why should I listen to you??

Blood said...

Is this a failure of marketing or is it a marketing failure?

Blood said...

I want to create a "crisis" situation

Blood said...

There are two way of doing this….

Blood said...

Nobody knows about L&T. Only I know about L&T.

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

consumer?... my foot!

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

go.. climb up the tree

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

process intrication(integration)

swapnil_m said...

understand the "nitty gritty"

Unknown said...

Zip bhejte ho mujhko....mujhse nahn khulta vo..tumhara to mai poora hi kaat doongi.,..

Asmyaham said...

some more quotable quotes.. :)

1)jaja jaja jaja... sun toh leejiyeeeee...

2)If everything I will dooo, what you will dooooo?

3) likee....serrrr...heiyn..

4) ....Pepsico Frito Lay Division....maine kurkure apne haathon se banaya hai

5)Ofen your leftof..

6)Cheeeeetars you know...you know..

7) In our company they used to play only cricket!

8) Respaaaaact!!

9) kyei kyei kyei.. (Kya hai Kya hai Kya hai...)

10) Monkey man and .....

11)When I was with Birlasoft....

12) Guddu Pardesh Zindabaad Zindabaad

13) The margin of HUL stockist......

14) bhaiya...aisa hai....

15) arey...kaise pata...kya...

Sarvesh said...

Rani Motors!!!!

Shyam Krishna R said...

Lafftoff!!!

Shyam Krishna R said...

One for the TQM guys... Fireeee the minitab!!!!

Shyam Krishna R said...

Dog-nut (Doughnut)...:)

Shyam Krishna R said...

You're cheeaterz you know...

Asmyaham said...

some more...

gore..mayank...gore..mayank..gore..mayank..and then they became neighbors.. :P

Nanhe..tu us kamine ko harake top karega tooh tumhara kidney bech ke tumhe cycle dilaoonga

GURUBHAI GURUBHAI!!!!

Guruji ki moh maaya se nal mein paani aagaya (Chamatkaar!! :))

There is only one original Guruji.. Gaali Guru!

www.Bossblessings.com

At 1 a.m. A wing : Raaam..Raaam...Kannan...Kannnan...


Kopdaaa.Kopdaa dega..Kopda... KOPDA DEGA!!!!!!!!!!! and the rest was history!!

Shyam Krishna R said...

SUSTAINABILITY!!!

Shyam Krishna R said...

(Something in sanskrit) I belv ppl know :)

Shyam Krishna R said...

Pushhhhee strategy...

Shyam Krishna R said...

Kesavanandabarathi vs the union of India...

Shyam Krishna R said...

It is a rich case...

Mohit said...

some more from me...

Kingfisher Airlines "accused" Air Deccan! (the prof meant acquired i guess! :)

Mohit said...

Everybody keep quiet one by one!!!

Mohit said...

Please raise your 'groupwise' hands!

Mohit said...

How can you reduce the price of cost?!!!

Mohit said...

(During a test) If you copy from your next, you may end up wronging the right one, and righting the wrong one !!! :P

Mohit said...

We must improve the quality of food as well as the quality of cost !!!

Ram said...

Ram ki Sita tho .....

Dominic Fernando said...

u think u r a smart alec, NO!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A FIG!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE RASTIGATED!!!!!

Chinese spy, 'Ratu' relations are reducing...

And of course- Tax holiday...

Dominic Fernando said...

How do you peel the case?

Bhalaance sheet in poohlice bazhar..

Silent Observer said...

Look this is police Bazaar, but no police are sold here.HaaaaaHaaaaaaHaaaaaaHaaaaaaaa

Unknown said...

pacemaker....

Unknown said...

twho kicks in your butts!!!

Unknown said...

I know rattu

Unknown said...

arree baap re kya jaanwar tha wo....main tho bilkul hi darr gayee....

(scene: dinosaur pic in some group's ppt)

Unknown said...

u guys don't have the balls to accept this!!!

Unknown said...

Guruji aur unki suresh ki amar kathaye ;)

Ethan said...

No one can take it from me !!!!!

Ethan said...

Ahheh Ahhheh Ahheh Ahhheh

Ethan said...

Oye Syaam ......Aaaaaa cbum come

Ethan said...

MAin sabke liye cofffffeeee leke aata hun ....

Ethan said...

Ankiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt....chalo khaaaanaaaaa

Ethan said...

Jabarjunggggg bhaaaisaaaaab

Ethan said...

kuchhhh bhiiiiiii

Ethan said...

Shikari lala aur Nigeria ke kisse
(Adventures of Shikari lala in Nigeria)

Ethan said...

Coool Hai

Ethan said...

Daddu Tum ?????

Ethan said...

Biswadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (bete ki aawaaz main)

Kumar Abhishek Pathak said...

1. Go...Climb up the tree....

2.Q.- Which Company sells air???
Ans--Aircel

Kumar Abhishek Pathak said...

If u can do thiiiiiiiiiiis....u can do Satyam......U can murder someone.........

Scimitar said...

I am over 40 but still look young....dont I ???

Scimitar said...

If you dont perform...I will not punish you....the system will punish you

Scimitar said...

Sir...talking is the only way to keep awake in your class !!!

Nilofar said...

if u recall frm the past......

Nilofar said...

Fav brands: rani motors, mahindra, competent motors, P&G.......n many more

Unknown said...

let say for example (panda sir)

Unknown said...

Hari to abhiram: "abhi tum Ram hai to pahle kya tha"

Unknown said...

follow pull strategy and not push strategy...

Unknown said...

pull strategy not push strategy... let them come to you...

Shyam Krishna R said...

"Believe you me..."

Shyam Krishna R said...

My favourite: For exampulll a... for exampull b...

Shyam Krishna R said...

"I'm from DHOM DHOM" :)

Ethan said...

are uss main to bahut garmi hai ....

Ethan said...

i m shourob bagchiiiii from dom dom

Unknown said...

saaaari.... no where it happens like that....

Unknown said...

don't make a blanket statement...

Scimitar said...

Geetha bhi peeta hai

Scimitar said...

Bring in a stranger and send out an ambassador....

Scimitar said...

Main tractor ki awaaz se bataa sakta hoon ki tractor mein kya problem hai....

swapnil_m said...

(if they r so incompetent) sack them!

Silent Observer said...

I got Rs. 200 discount on Tata Sky connection after a long week of negotiation

Sarvesh said...

"Your iceberg is melting"!!!

Sarvesh said...

"I have got 30 years experience... 15 years of forward and 15 years of backward"

Ritul Singh said...

Only I know about CSR of my company (Mohit) nobody else know this..

Ritul Singh said...

What is a model?
Sujal: Priyanka Chopra
(Only I know mathematical modelling in this whole institute.)

Unknown said...

Guru Ji & unka Pajama .... :)

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

tum bolo...

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

THE POINT I WANT TO MAKE IS...ITS OUR GROUP'S WORK...

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

the mobile phone of the prof rings...
prof: shut uppppp!!!!!!

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

romantic idiotic leadership!!!

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

doda says:
"khatru serv"
"laga hai"
"deadly serv"
"aaaaa"
"oyeeeeeehhhh"
"nehiii"
pathak says:
"awesome"
bagchi say:
"arey yaarrr"
minku says:
"good sashi"....

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

yes yes yes yes....

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

i have implemented 15 erp's and u r teliing me this....

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

the company is not headstrong ...its headweak

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

you should write the source...the font size is not the correct one...

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

chief...boss...

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

class room mein agar phone bajega to main le jaonga..(u r not allowed to bring mobile phone to the class)

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

which bhalu model is this company following?

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

tum mujhse kyun darte ho...mera bachha bhi mujhse darta nehi...

Unknown said...

baba re baba....

Unknown said...

name of some of the tests we had...

"darna mana hai"..
"padhna zaroori tha"..

Unknown said...

name of the song we sang - thnks to group I

mc bc.. mc bc mc bc...

meaning
managerial accounting, cost accounting, business communication... ;)

Unknown said...

u toh all must have come from back door.. but i have come through front door..

Unknown said...

u r an idiot of first order.... :)

Scimitar said...

Dodu says -" Easy le"

Unknown said...

pronouncing "gudda" in chinese...

Bhasmang Mankodi said...

Primary, Secondary & TERTARI (and not tertiary) suppliers .. :)

Bhasmang Mankodi said...

The system will absorb 40% of the marks :)

Shyam Krishna R said...

"NIVSHAK... "

Unknown said...

its "nibsak"...

Shyam Krishna R said...

If you look at the S - curve...

Unknown said...

take the lead...

Unknown said...

"paagal company"...

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

kulta kar diya...

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

dominic "mere bhai"...
daddy mere bhai... :)

swapnil_m said...

mails having subject "Reminding"

KBD said...

"If I can not teach better than the books then what the hell I am here for?"!!.....then 3 classes....and one entire course is covered

asit kishore said...

i want the class to be interactive...
but please don't ask any question !!!

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

a couple of things...
ok?!...

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

basically...

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

means........means.......

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

(unhu).....(unhu).....

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

common sir this is a govt of india building...how can u be the building blocks...

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

dost...dooosstt....

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

correct me if i am wrong....

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

what is the crude oil price now..... :)
what is the penetration of white toothpaste in india... :)

Ethan said...

bailu

Arun Saluru said...

One exam stands out from all others...

remember the OM-1 internal paper when we had to write the row and column number of our seat on the answer sheet...Oh God...(lol and falls out of the chair)

Arun Saluru said...

Do you know who had the guts to sir on Diro's chair n then CAO's chair n then PGP chairs' chair n even on guards chair...

Bhojjung...the white Pomerian dog

Arun Saluru said...

The most dangerous test of MBA :

Granger Causality test, it nearly killed Amit Kumar Choudhary :)

Arun Saluru said...

The turning point in the history of IIM Shillong:

When Ashu discovered a fly in dal....then the famous comment "Either food or placements"

Arun Saluru said...

A famous call in the Barracks:

Badde Bhai... o Badde bhai

Arun Saluru said...

iz it...

Inventory is like a NEELKUNT... na nigal sakte hain na ugal sakte hain...

there is no cut and dryed formula...

Dont throw blanket statements...

Silent Observer said...

Do you think i am FOOOL. I am little intelligent

Unknown said...

most successful lady n nobody can take it away frm me... :)

SASHI SEKHAR BEHERA said...

is it?...chalo dehte hain..

Unknown said...

being a "devil's advocate"...

Blood said...

just received memoirs from Col. Thomas and hence was reminded of:
If Swati goes to Gujarat and is caught drinking.... (bevdi swati)
if Swati ordered a mutton biryani for a marriage and receives Veg biryani from caterer... (host swati)
If Swati broke all laws in the constitution, company law, IT act,... (gundi swati)

Amit said...

crisis is the genesis of innovation !!

Shyam Krishna R said...

The person from the IB has the IP Address :)

Shyam Krishna R said...

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!

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