All time Hit Quotes
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Bhav
on Saturday, February 6, 2010
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The name says it all... Pen down all the memorable "Quotes"...
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You the biggest brand of the country
What to doooo??
Arun tumne mujhe dikhaya hai, class ko nahi dikhaoge. Rashi ko dikhao na.
I will inject you.. And then you will vibhrate
They screwed me from all the angles, but I dint cry
Yes, Sir. In my company we used play with balls
Sorry nowhere its happening like that
Again and again I am telling you, it your time and your money.
Theinks , again and again
If you can do thissssss, then you can do $@tyam.
True!!!!
Vis a vis
Lewell and lea(r)ning
What is the market shaaare of white color toothpaste??
I just want shaaaaaaaarrrrre with you….
Tum Bolo…
Thaaaat, I don’t know!!
Mr. Prosecutor, aap ko kuch bokhna hai???
Guddu, apni naiya doob gayi!!!
P.B…. Jaiyega...
Ma'am if you don’t listen to me , then why should I listen to you??
Is this a failure of marketing or is it a marketing failure?
I want to create a "crisis" situation
There are two way of doing this….
Nobody knows about L&T. Only I know about L&T.
consumer?... my foot!
go.. climb up the tree
process intrication(integration)
understand the "nitty gritty"
Zip bhejte ho mujhko....mujhse nahn khulta vo..tumhara to mai poora hi kaat doongi.,..
some more quotable quotes.. :)
1)jaja jaja jaja... sun toh leejiyeeeee...
2)If everything I will dooo, what you will dooooo?
3) likee....serrrr...heiyn..
4) ....Pepsico Frito Lay Division....maine kurkure apne haathon se banaya hai
5)Ofen your leftof..
6)Cheeeeetars you know...you know..
7) In our company they used to play only cricket!
8) Respaaaaact!!
9) kyei kyei kyei.. (Kya hai Kya hai Kya hai...)
10) Monkey man and .....
11)When I was with Birlasoft....
12) Guddu Pardesh Zindabaad Zindabaad
13) The margin of HUL stockist......
14) bhaiya...aisa hai....
15) arey...kaise pata...kya...
Rani Motors!!!!
Lafftoff!!!
One for the TQM guys... Fireeee the minitab!!!!
Dog-nut (Doughnut)...:)
You're cheeaterz you know...
some more...
gore..mayank...gore..mayank..gore..mayank..and then they became neighbors.. :P
Nanhe..tu us kamine ko harake top karega tooh tumhara kidney bech ke tumhe cycle dilaoonga
GURUBHAI GURUBHAI!!!!
Guruji ki moh maaya se nal mein paani aagaya (Chamatkaar!! :))
There is only one original Guruji.. Gaali Guru!
www.Bossblessings.com
At 1 a.m. A wing : Raaam..Raaam...Kannan...Kannnan...
Kopdaaa.Kopdaa dega..Kopda... KOPDA DEGA!!!!!!!!!!! and the rest was history!!
SUSTAINABILITY!!!
(Something in sanskrit) I belv ppl know :)
Pushhhhee strategy...
Kesavanandabarathi vs the union of India...
It is a rich case...
some more from me...
Kingfisher Airlines "accused" Air Deccan! (the prof meant acquired i guess! :)
Everybody keep quiet one by one!!!
Please raise your 'groupwise' hands!
How can you reduce the price of cost?!!!
(During a test) If you copy from your next, you may end up wronging the right one, and righting the wrong one !!! :P
We must improve the quality of food as well as the quality of cost !!!
Ram ki Sita tho .....
u think u r a smart alec, NO!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A FIG!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE RASTIGATED!!!!!
Chinese spy, 'Ratu' relations are reducing...
And of course- Tax holiday...
How do you peel the case?
Bhalaance sheet in poohlice bazhar..
Look this is police Bazaar, but no police are sold here.HaaaaaHaaaaaaHaaaaaaHaaaaaaaa
pacemaker....
twho kicks in your butts!!!
I know rattu
arree baap re kya jaanwar tha wo....main tho bilkul hi darr gayee....
(scene: dinosaur pic in some group's ppt)
u guys don't have the balls to accept this!!!
Guruji aur unki suresh ki amar kathaye ;)
No one can take it from me !!!!!
Ahheh Ahhheh Ahheh Ahhheh
Oye Syaam ......Aaaaaa cbum come
MAin sabke liye cofffffeeee leke aata hun ....
Ankiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt....chalo khaaaanaaaaa
Jabarjunggggg bhaaaisaaaaab
kuchhhh bhiiiiiii
Shikari lala aur Nigeria ke kisse
(Adventures of Shikari lala in Nigeria)
Coool Hai
Daddu Tum ?????
Biswadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (bete ki aawaaz main)
1. Go...Climb up the tree....
2.Q.- Which Company sells air???
Ans--Aircel
If u can do thiiiiiiiiiiis....u can do Satyam......U can murder someone.........
I am over 40 but still look young....dont I ???
If you dont perform...I will not punish you....the system will punish you
Sir...talking is the only way to keep awake in your class !!!
if u recall frm the past......
Fav brands: rani motors, mahindra, competent motors, P&G.......n many more
let say for example (panda sir)
Hari to abhiram: "abhi tum Ram hai to pahle kya tha"
follow pull strategy and not push strategy...
pull strategy not push strategy... let them come to you...
"Believe you me..."
My favourite: For exampulll a... for exampull b...
"I'm from DHOM DHOM" :)
are uss main to bahut garmi hai ....
i m shourob bagchiiiii from dom dom
saaaari.... no where it happens like that....
don't make a blanket statement...
Geetha bhi peeta hai
Bring in a stranger and send out an ambassador....
Main tractor ki awaaz se bataa sakta hoon ki tractor mein kya problem hai....
(if they r so incompetent) sack them!
I got Rs. 200 discount on Tata Sky connection after a long week of negotiation
"Your iceberg is melting"!!!
"I have got 30 years experience... 15 years of forward and 15 years of backward"
Only I know about CSR of my company (Mohit) nobody else know this..
What is a model?
Sujal: Priyanka Chopra
(Only I know mathematical modelling in this whole institute.)
Guru Ji & unka Pajama .... :)
tum bolo...
THE POINT I WANT TO MAKE IS...ITS OUR GROUP'S WORK...
the mobile phone of the prof rings...
prof: shut uppppp!!!!!!
romantic idiotic leadership!!!
doda says:
"khatru serv"
"laga hai"
"deadly serv"
"aaaaa"
"oyeeeeeehhhh"
"nehiii"
pathak says:
"awesome"
bagchi say:
"arey yaarrr"
minku says:
"good sashi"....
yes yes yes yes....
i have implemented 15 erp's and u r teliing me this....
the company is not headstrong ...its headweak
you should write the source...the font size is not the correct one...
chief...boss...
class room mein agar phone bajega to main le jaonga..(u r not allowed to bring mobile phone to the class)
which bhalu model is this company following?
tum mujhse kyun darte ho...mera bachha bhi mujhse darta nehi...
baba re baba....
name of some of the tests we had...
"darna mana hai"..
"padhna zaroori tha"..
name of the song we sang - thnks to group I
mc bc.. mc bc mc bc...
meaning
managerial accounting, cost accounting, business communication... ;)
u toh all must have come from back door.. but i have come through front door..
u r an idiot of first order.... :)
Dodu says -" Easy le"
pronouncing "gudda" in chinese...
Primary, Secondary & TERTARI (and not tertiary) suppliers .. :)
The system will absorb 40% of the marks :)
"NIVSHAK... "
its "nibsak"...
If you look at the S - curve...
take the lead...
"paagal company"...
kulta kar diya...
dominic "mere bhai"...
daddy mere bhai... :)
mails having subject "Reminding"
"If I can not teach better than the books then what the hell I am here for?"!!.....then 3 classes....and one entire course is covered
i want the class to be interactive...
but please don't ask any question !!!
a couple of things...
ok?!...
basically...
means........means.......
(unhu).....(unhu).....
common sir this is a govt of india building...how can u be the building blocks...
dost...dooosstt....
correct me if i am wrong....
what is the crude oil price now..... :)
what is the penetration of white toothpaste in india... :)
bailu
One exam stands out from all others...
remember the OM-1 internal paper when we had to write the row and column number of our seat on the answer sheet...Oh God...(lol and falls out of the chair)
Do you know who had the guts to sir on Diro's chair n then CAO's chair n then PGP chairs' chair n even on guards chair...
Bhojjung...the white Pomerian dog
The most dangerous test of MBA :
Granger Causality test, it nearly killed Amit Kumar Choudhary :)
The turning point in the history of IIM Shillong:
When Ashu discovered a fly in dal....then the famous comment "Either food or placements"
A famous call in the Barracks:
Badde Bhai... o Badde bhai
iz it...
Inventory is like a NEELKUNT... na nigal sakte hain na ugal sakte hain...
there is no cut and dryed formula...
Dont throw blanket statements...
Do you think i am FOOOL. I am little intelligent
most successful lady n nobody can take it away frm me... :)
is it?...chalo dehte hain..
being a "devil's advocate"...
just received memoirs from Col. Thomas and hence was reminded of:
If Swati goes to Gujarat and is caught drinking.... (bevdi swati)
if Swati ordered a mutton biryani for a marriage and receives Veg biryani from caterer... (host swati)
If Swati broke all laws in the constitution, company law, IT act,... (gundi swati)
crisis is the genesis of innovation !!
The person from the IB has the IP Address :)
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!
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